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A policeman


Having reluctantly fucked one of my girlfriends for some reason I got excited over her ample body dozing off, I suddenly recalled how a policeman tried to seduce me, and I laughed outloud. It took place in the summer. I was invited, I think, by the Neanderthal Boy (maybe it was the housekeeper, I don't want to be exact) to go to the country, even to the ocean, to be with some big and far-flung family in a garden, where, having hung the arrows and lanterns, we/they were ready to picnic, to eat and drink. The host was a policeman, already graying, and his children of various ages ran around. His wife, a sizable woman with a red face, was busy preparing food.

Tying a ribbon with balloons and flags to some strange species of shrub, I noticed a great swarm of bees sitting and hovering over a shrub. That's nothing! said the gentle and nice policeman in shorts. I want to show you this shrub from our house, from our window, and you'll see that over on the other side they have their nest.

We went into the house. I looked at the bee's nest and politely expressed my awe. The policeman, looking at my bare arms (I was in a T-shirt), suddenly said, You have a great tan. Your skin is practically brown! I've got a pretty good tan too, he added, though my skin isn't too fair to start with. And he suddenly pulled his shorts down, appearing naked, his impressive penis hanging down severely. With this, the policeman looked at me half-inquisitively. I got embarrassed and mumbling, yes-yes, nice tan I rushed out of the room.

I forgot about this episode half-an-hour later and would half probably forgotten about it entirely, thinking that this he and his penis appeared in my mind only, had we not needed a barbecue grill which the policeman, another guy, and I went looking for in the basement. The guy took the grill and went upstairs, I lingered to have a look at the policeman's weights. I didn't look for long though: the policeman mentioned his tan again, and again, in an instant, he bared his inquisitive penis. I turned away and ran out, and since then I made sure not to be left with him alone.



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